Thursday, October 4, 2007

Stuff Bob Rock (Nick) and I Say...

...while playing online Scrabble.

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Nick: imagine if they played board games in all those Bond movies instead of poker....

me: what would happen?

Nick: Bond-- Looks like you've landed on my bordwalk after I just put hotels on it. Maxamillion Largo-- Damn you Bond! I should have never let you be the banker!

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me: the current shape on the board looks like a swastika melting. we're defeating the nazis as we're playing.

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me: i just tried the word “moxine”. they say: invalid. i say: it's a buzz word i just coined.

Nick: so it acknowledges that it’s a real word but won't accept it.
I demand to speak to the manager!

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Nick: they are talking about the fad paul started. paul McCartney put some song out and in it he nods and now everyone is nodding.

me: so now every time i nod, it's cause i'm copying sir paul?

Nick: see! see what a douche bag he is! trying to coin nodding!

me: fantastic. it's cause bob (dylan) has already claimed the 60s, so what's left for sir paul?

Nick: and so BOB (rock) will claim this decade or possibly a large chunk of the next with the last three years of this one

me: i'll claim foot-tapping. cause shakira snatched the hip-shaking.

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me: ugly betty--not good at all. moralistic.

Nick: ugly betty?? I like spinach.

me: i figured, salma produced it, she produced frida, maybe it's good. did dumping edward and marrying an old dude mess up her standards?

Nick: I like it in soups and salads and inside of food. he’s actually only 4 years her senior.

me: oh.

Nick: didn't realize I like spinach so much. sometimes I shut my eyes and wish it was in more food.

4 comments:

sven said...

more! more!
još! još!

c.s said...

It's actually an old FRENCH dude, if you don't mind my saying so. What a great post, reminds me of the good times we had in Chicago. Kisses to Bob Rock and Sneža
Clem

c.s said...

And I love spinach too.

snezana said...

i'll see you clem and you sven soon--you'll be in zagreb in december-january, yes?